Titanic 2–The Live Blog!

Titanic 2 Trailer

We normally have a weekly scary movie in my house… But this week, we thought we’d go with “Shit Movie” instead…  So, we got Titanic 2 (damn you, Amazon Prime)…!  Somebody asked me to live tweet it, so I did.  So you’ll never have to put yourself through the pain of actually having to watch it…  Here’s the commentary.  And you’re welcome!

 

About to start watching #Titanic2…  With Elle and Kate… I’m going to tweet along….

Have to say, #Titanic2 is not looking promising from the trailers before the feature… There’s a “Giant Shark Vs. Massive Octopus” trailer.

And some trailer for a film about a piranha that eats a helicopter from the sky… #Titanic2

They’ve built a #Titanic2 100 years after the original sunk in memory of the first boat…  The film opens with a big wave killing a surfer.

Oh no. Bits of the icebergs at one of the poles are breaking away. They are unstable. #titanic2

Close call for the scientists (thank goodness for helicopters)… Now a bit of iceberg has caused a tidal wave!! #titanic2

All the passengers keep tripping on the top step. #titanic2

Oh! The iceberg hit! They have the wrong lifeboats ‘cos they never anticipated being hit from the side!  #titanic2

“It looks like history is repeating itself”… #titanic2

Best special effects ever. Green screen and a bath tub.  #titanic2

Concrete stairway!!! That’s a mistake… #titanic2

The iceberg wave just pulled a plane out of the sky… Bad times. #titanic2

Wondering how many Oscars this film won… =P #titanic2

The three main characters are stuck in a lift on the #titanic2… And it’s going down. Worst. Luck. Ever.

Kelly just got cut in half by the hydraulic steel doors. She was slowing the other two down. #titanic2

Slow motion shot as the lead characters out run water. Oh and now it’s mixing with electricity… :-/ #titanic2

Jack and Rose would be turning in their icy graves… #titanic2

They can’t wedge the steel doors open… But the so called steel walls are shaking as the characters run past them. #titanic2

Oh no. Massive wave and giant iceberg!! All the lifeboats just got destroyed. Bad day for health and safety. #titanic2

The two leads are freezing. The male is planning to drown then get revived when help arrives. Master plan. #titanic2

…wonder if they could find Jack and do the same? #titanic2

Aw they kissed. Greatest love story ever told. #titanic2

Main male character is dead. Drowned. But bubbles are still coming out his nose. Is he faking? Now’s not the time for pranks. #titanic2

The boat has gone. Wonder if they’ll build a third. Will Titanic 3 be set in the future? #titanic2

Hayden’s plan failed. He died. Film ended. Sad. #titanic2

We’ve moved onto Ice Twisters on Syfy now. Haha.

 

There we go…. I’ve just saved you 90 minutes of your life… Please do something worthwhile with it!  Maybe watch Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus…